No… I’m the dumbest!

September 22nd, 2008 by Wiley Cody

Darn it! Just when we thought we were on track for the honor of being the “stupidest” conservative blogger (according to the intellectual monopoly that is the Left), this new blog appears out of nowhere and steals our fracking thunder!

Seriously, I’m starting to think that Wulfgar is just throwing around the accusations of dumb to get a rise. Emotional tease! Either he really has a thing for Andy Hammond (and I can understand that, cause… damn!) or he’s got a serious intelligence inferiority complex and he’s overcompensating and using the rest of us as emotional punching bags. Either way, it’s not very nice of him to keep stringing us along.

At least he had the decency to change his subject from “The Stupid is Strong With This One” to “The Dumb is Strong With This One”… I mean otherwise Andrew might get jealous. Either way, Wulfie should really get out and meet a nice girl (or guy - I’m not judging) so he doesn’t have to spend all his lonely nights channeling a 3 foot green troll invented by George Lucas to score sad rhetorical points intended to obscure his own intellectual shortcomings.

One does wonder why he’s so interested in Right in the Rockies though. Could it be because they’re putting out some premium material? Yeah, if the shoe were on the other foot… I’d be scared too.

14 Responses to “No… I’m the dumbest!”

Rusty Shackleford

September 22nd, 2008 - 7:26 pm

I’ve always imagined Rob to be like Ben Stiller’s character in Tropic Thunder after the “fight” during the rainstorm in the jungle.

Rob hunched over his computer eating Cheetos and drinking Red Bull, all the while wearing the pelt of a gray wolf on his head cuz he thinks it gives him super-kewl-blogging powers….and this is him at work. I don’t even want to imagine what he does in his home…alone…at night.

Dumb & Dumber

September 22nd, 2008 - 7:40 pm

I just sorta feel bad for him. Outside the hero worship he’s afforded from some of the other lefty bloggers (who can easily limit their interaction with him to avoid actually knowing him), I don’t imagine he’s got a lot of friends.

Like most crazy libs, I’m also betting he doesn’t get along well with his family either. Liberals tend to alienate themselves from all perceived sources of patriarchy and family is usually way up on the list of oppressive regimes.

Sad.

Anonymous in Bozeman

September 22nd, 2008 - 8:05 pm

The trouble with Andy Hammond is he makes no excuses for what he believes in. That can really hurt someone who believes in nothing.

Andy B. Hammond

September 23rd, 2008 - 6:09 am

LOL!

Mark T

September 23rd, 2008 - 2:38 pm

Admit it - you guys are so damned insecure that you stay at home in your little blogs and don’t take on the liberals on their own turf, and there’s only one reason for that. You ain’t capable. Wulfgar is on to something here. There’s a lot of dumb-nicity to be had in your little spheres.

Which is why you judge each other and ignore outside opinions. Nice, fellas, nice.

And Hammond “makes no excuses for what he believes in”. WTF? He believes some really dumb stuff.

Wiley Cody

September 23rd, 2008 - 5:22 pm

Mark, what makes you thank that superior intellect would somehow be at a disadvantage on your liberal “turf”? A home field advantage only matters when the sides are evenly matched.

Rusty Shackleford

September 23rd, 2008 - 5:37 pm

And as far as taking on liberals on their own turf…I know for a fact that if you step to Wulfy with a differing opinion he’ll edit your opinion and make you sound stupid. He’s like a child that was brought up never having heard the word “no”. Now, when someone disagrees with him, he just yells and throws shit. Very intellectual.

The only aspect of his existence that he can fully control is his tiny little corner of the intertubes where he is god…cuz! it’s! his! dime! Seriously, I think the dude may have some mental issues.

Mark T

September 23rd, 2008 - 5:53 pm

Wiley - Google sometime “RWCJ” to learn what I am speaking of … you guys are insular and feed off of one another, don’t respond to blogs with differing opinions because you have no support and are reliant on your own wits, which are scant.

Shackleford - I dare you go over the Wulfgar’s and tell him that he’s edited comments. That’s nonsense and you know it.

observer

September 23rd, 2008 - 6:10 pm

Is a RWCJ like the LWCJ ya’ll recently had about whether Bridger Pierce was “double dipping” cause I do remember a lot of retractions at about the same time… Oops!

Rusty Shackleford

September 23rd, 2008 - 6:38 pm

To Mark T:

LMFAO!!! Believe me, it’s happened. Sorry to crush your little idolizing of Wulfy, but the man is certifiable.

Mark T

September 23rd, 2008 - 6:58 pm

All right then, Shackleford, tell us the specifics. And bring Wulfgar in to defend himself. You can say any lame ass thing you want without data. You’ve got nothing.

And Wulfgar and I, like all good liberals, have our own thoughts and minds. We disagree often. I only know this - Dave Budge has a good mind, Wulfgar has a good mind, and I’ll leave it at that.

Wiley Cody

September 23rd, 2008 - 7:32 pm

Wulfie’s invited. His picture’s on the post. He knows where to find us.

Big Swede

September 24th, 2008 - 6:40 am

When I think about Wolf, and what he’s truly about, I’m reminded of my childhood days walking to school and passing an elderly neighbor, who yells out,” Hey kid, get off my lawn!”

Wulfgar

September 25th, 2008 - 2:11 pm

Actually, Wiley, I kinda like the picture. And be content. You moved up more than a place or two by posting a non-response to the obvious: the very article you posted that I responded to shows McCain lying his ass off. Perhaps we’re all just getting used to that by now.

And actually, Mark, I have edited Rusty’s comments. After much repeated warnings concerning his off-topic rants and personal insults. I told him I would, and it just thought it could get a talking point out of it. What value that talking point has, neither I or anyone else has any single idea. The wingnut kiddies have a rather inflated idea of what blogging is all about, probably the direct result of the RWCJ. Proper behavior, private property and consequence mean little or nothing to them. They are bankrupt on most human values. In their own minds, though, they’ve convinced themselves that I’m important enough to “take down”. However, being in service to the dumbing-down of America, they seem to have missed the obvious, even though I’ve stated it plainly. I don’t gauge myself by the bile of my enemies, but rather by the respect of my peers, whether they agree with me or not. For the most part, I have that, and that’s enough. Plus, thanks to Wiley, I have a really cool werewolf graphic devoted to me. Sweet!

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