NEWS, Break
April 28th, 2008 by Wiley CodyThis weekend I spent some time with my ladyfriend (hi baby!) - and honored her request that I keep my computer use to a minimum. She gets jealous sometimes and being that it’s her birthday, I figured I’d respect her request. But over the next few days, I’ll be back. And when I get back I’m changing tracks a little bit to talk about some hyjinx that aren’t getting nearly the attention they deserve. Governor, you’re been warned. Consider this a warning to get your house in order.
And just to let you know I appreciate your patience, here’s a fun little factoid I learned from the good people at Diet Mountain Dew (I kid you not).
The term “news” to describe important current events like reprinting DC-based gossip columns as if they were really important came from an old graphic that was use by papers. It was a globe, with the points of a compass marked thusly:
North, East, West, South. NEWS.
I love Diet Mountain Dew.
Update: Okay, so this factoid more interesting than it is true. I still love Diet Mountain Dew though. And to make up for it I leave you with this replacement factoid: You have more bacteria in your body than cells. Even with anti-bacterial soap.