Big Sky Cairn

Okay, you caught me Jay. I mean, not exactly what you were expecting, but you’re close enough that I know you’re going to figure it out eventually.

The funny thing is, I’ve been writing about that quote since August, as have other bloggers. I wonder why it’s only getting picked up now? Funny that the sh*tstorm came just a few days after Erik Iverson made the same charges against Rehberg’s Democratic opponent, Jim Hunt. It’s like…oh, I dunno…Iverson’s co-ordinating with a bunch of bloggers.

You’re just going to kick yourself when you learn the dastardly truth. I’m actually Erik Iverson. Moreover, Erik Iverson (me) is also every other Montana conservative blogger. Dextra may be Latin for “right” but in the secret GOP Language that Mark T has figured out, Dextra means Iverson.

You do have to hand it me though for being so clever. By getting my imputation of Hunt’s lies printed in the papers, I gave all my pseudonymous blog identities like Wiley Cody a perfectly believable cover story for their interest that would go something like this (if I weren’t Iverson in the flesh):

Reading the story in the paper reminded me how often Jay Stevens was using that line and inspired me to do some research into something that I had long suspected - but never really thought to prove - was another Democrat lie. Seeing other conservative bloggers pick up the same vibe just added fuel to that fire.

I guess I shouldn’t have expected I could get away with it. My whole plan was based on you Dems underestimating my ability to do literally everything at once. You clearly recognize the True Power that I wield. I can sense your fear by how often my name is coming up.

I bet you know that I was secretly behind the Democrat Presidential Candidate visit? And I’m responsible for high gas prices as a way to undermine the new Congressional majorities? And that I caused the sun to rise three minutes early in Missoula today to make it easier to get the snow off my car?

You guys are good! I know because I also write half of the liberal blogs.

This post squarely falls in the tirade catagory.

Let’s ask our ourselves a simple question: What is Dennis Rehberg’s vision for the future of healthcare for Montana’s children.

Not much there. And you can’t flip-flop your way out of that one.

Jay is just coming to grips with the right wing circle jerk, or as known in more polite circles, the hive.

Jay is just “coming to grips” with a circle jerk? Ha! Good one!

Wait a minute - I’m Erik Iverson, not you.